Please Excuse and send a Temp.

This "Monday Mission" is brought to you by the creative minds at Painted Maypole!

The Mission:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a post in the style of an excuse letter.


Dear Whoever Cares that I'm Going Under and Can Help Me,

Please excuse the Mom of these two Naughty Little Blond Boys from all household duties for the next 2-4 weeks. You see, she has been working her tail off and is stressed beyond belief. Since these household duties are not going to take care of themselves I'm also asking that you send in temporary assistance to aid in finding out what this house looks like clean maintaining a clean house. This should include but is not limited to laundry, kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms, floors and scrubbing grubby little hand prints off the walls. This temp should be prepared to complete all other tasks requested during this leave of absence of the mom. These duties may include such things as helping with homework, cooking and getting kids ready for school in the event that the mom is placed on voluntary bed rest in preparation for the upcoming R&R and needing some serious beauty sleep.

Thank you for excusing said Mom and in advance for the Temp I'm certain will be ringing the bell bright and early tomorrow morning.

Mom of The Two Army Brats aka Naughty Little Blond Boys