Tayton's Question of the Day

Tayton just asked:

"Mom can people who have been married for ten years have a fishing pole hung on any wall in their house and not just the bathroom walls?"

I'm not sure what this means. I believe he wants to hang up his first fishing pole in his bedroom. He says Brandy had one hanging in her bathroom two years ago when we met her. We have no fishing poles hung anywhere in our house. Strange.

I'm really disappointed because I thought the ten year anniversary brought more than a fishing pole hung on my walls....

Korbin is so Korbin

Korbin is so overdramatic. He should take up acting!

Sunshine and Lemonade: Weekend Winners: Games people play

Every week Kat gives great stuff away. The only reason I'm telling you is because I want an extra entry I am a sharer of good things!

Sunshine and Lemonade: Weekend Winners: Games people play

It Came, It Went, Let's Get On With the New Year!

Two little blond boys would not go to sleep last night. Finally around 10:30 I was walking up the stairs and I got a phone call. I answered it and guess who it was? Santa. He was mad as can be! I had to beg him not to pass up our house because of the boys. I stood in the hallway outside their rooms and talked and begged and pleaded and even faked shed a few tears. He eventually agreed to give them a second chance and would be back in about thirty minutes but that was the longest he could hold off.





They went right to sleep.


I was shocked to see that one of Santa's cookies was missing. I forgot that I have a ginormous dog hanging out for a few days and things need to be up a little higher out of her reach. At least she was generous enough to leave the other two for Santa. Who by the way didn't eat them. I guess I missed the verse that said "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when the dog eats off that plate". Who could blame him really?





We started out hour morning at 7am with a call from Iraq! Unfortunately I was still very tired because I was up till about 2. He insisted I wake the boys up so I did. They were very happy to hear from Daddy first thing in the morning. He talked to Tayton when they walked down the stairs to find the Christmas tree surrounded by presents from Santa. We finished talking to Kirke and then they started in on the presents.


They made out very well this year. They didn't get 100 hot wheels cars or 120 Pokemon figures like last year, individually wrapped. I guess those elves wised up this year! There was a shortage of elves as well considering last year we had the two main elves as well as two temporary elder elves aka grandparents here to help out and this year due to cut backs in the company due to the economic slump there was only one lone elf. The cutest one of course!



Here are some pictures of our day:

They had lots to open and Tayton was in a lot bigger rush than Korbin who still wanted to play in between gifts!

My Pokemon Freak got his share of Pokemon books, cards, games and even his own battledome!

**note to consumers: do not buy this it is junk and won't stay together!**

As always Korbin had to act goofy!

After the presents were opened Kirke got online so here he is trying to enjoy a bit of Christmas with us! We missed you so much love!

This is how we wrapped up the day. The boys on their new laptops and me on my very jealous, tempermental PC that displayed its jealousy of me working on the boys XO's for so long! Don't worry little laptop, you're the one for me!

I hope your day was great too and lets get on with this ending this year and moving on to the last part of this damn deployment, I'm ready to have my soldier home!

He Doesn't Want Me

I was chatting with Kirke's cousin Kelli today on the computer. She told me the greatest news! She said that her boyfriend asked her to marry him last night! Woohoo! Congratulations Kelli!

So anyhow I wanted to make little video with the boys telling her how happy they were for her. I told them we had to tell her congratulations and then I said to Korbin "Your Daddy's cousin Kelli is getting married!" then I hit record. I did not expect this reaction.....

Don't worry Kirke still wants to be with me......as far as I know!

Merry Christmas!

What Do You Think?

I talked to my little sister today. She got my Christmas card from us today and wanted to let me know how much she liked it. But she leaked it to me that some of our other family members were a little less impressed with the photo I chose.

If you've ever been to my blog before you know we are goofing off bunch of people in this house. We are silly and love to laugh. So when I downloaded this picture back in June I knew it had to be our Christmas card for this year. It is truly "us".

(The caption reads "Our Family at it's Best is wishing yours the very best this holiday season! Love the Best Family")

What do you think? Not fancy enough for Christmas?

My little sister did remind that family member of my teenage mooning phase and how lucky they were that I was sticking out my tongue and not mooning them! Thanks Sabrina for standing up for me! Love ya Sis!

I Really Do That

I'm a crazy mom. I do strange things. In fact many of my posts begin with "we do strange things in this house". But I think I need a little help, some support to help stop one of my newest and worst habbits of all time.

I've always been a worrier. When I go to bed every night since the boys were born I make sure and check in on them. I always have touch them to make sure they are breathing. I put my hand on their little chest and wait to feel that comforting rise and fall of as they dream their little dreams.

Well now the boys have loft beds. They love their loft beds and so do I....most of the time. Except when I need to check on them at night. I can't reach them most of the time because they end up at the farthest corner of their full sized beds.

That means either I assume their sleeping or I crawl up into their beds just to make sure they're breathing. Well I'm way too creative for that. My latest method of checking on them is to throw toys at them until I get a reaction so I know they're alive! Yep I sure do. I toss stuffed animals at them as they sleep until the roll over, swat away a toy that's landed on them, groan or eventually one day they'll wake up and whip it back at my head and tell me to leave them alone.

Until then.........DUCK!!

My First WW....Un-Freakin-Believable

I've never done the whole "Wordful Wednesday" hosted by Angie at



And I certainly am not capable of a "wordless Wednesday". When I was downloading pictures from my memory card today and I found this. Wait wait wait let me explain first.



We are dog and bunny sitting for Amber because she is out of town enjoying her R&R with her soldier (if you know what I mean)! So I have her chocolate lab and her gigantic bunny. The boys are having fun with the dog and could care less about the rabbit. They love my camera and ran around taking pictures of the dog.

Instead of yelling or trying to solve this problem they took a picture!




Thanks boys! Way to help out!



They did tell me right after she peed on the floor that she had done it, at least they did that! Darn dog! Darn kids! Darn messy laundry room!

Lack of Self Control

Today I was going out of my mind trying to keep myself from letting the boys open a present. The problem is that we got one off of eBay and then we won another one. The first one came a couple days ago and I've been fiddling with it but you really have to have two to get the full effect of this little machine. Let me just show you what I'm talking about. But you must not tell the children! Got it? Ok I trust you.

The screen can turn and fold flat and it has buttons so it can be used for games and stuff just like a hand held video game system.

As the second one arrived today I was bursting at the seams to let them have their XO's to start learning to use them and access the gazillion trillion oodles of information available to their little minds through using this little tiny laptop. It's totally kid safe and runs off the Linux operating system. I've successfully checked my email and signed onto two of the educational websites we use.

I knew I had no self control. I decided to reach out to my support group so I tweeted my little heart out. Many of my twitter friends tried to help keep me from giving them the best gifts this year early. But one friend, DamamaT went above and beyond and sent me this:



Here is my response:




I was good, I didn't let them have them....yet. And in my defense this isn't my fault. My parents were horrible about waiting until Christmas morning. They would let us open one here and there before Christmas and then on Christmas morning they'd wake us up at ungodly hours of the night (sometimes with cups of cold water tossed on our heads) such as 2am just to open gifts. Therefore, its their fault not mine so blame them....he he! Love ya mom and dad!

What A Weekend!

Riding in the car with my kids is freakin fantastic. Every time I clean out the car I get mad and I swear there will be no more eating in the car! I lie. Every time I lie. I don't want to let them eat in the car but with our lifestyle and my impulsive personality we often end up jumping in the car and headed off on some ridiculous mission for no reason other than to satisfy my need for spazzy chaos.

Friday Brandy and I decided to head on up to Rolla to finish up our Christmas shopping. Amber's husband is home for his 2 weeks of R&R so she'll be preoccupied for a while (if you know what I mean) which leaves Brandy and I at the mercy of one another without the friend that keeps us living in reality and from doing anything to outrageous.

I loaded up the little blond boys and headed off to Brandy's after picking up her mail from Amber. You see Brandy is living off post and apparently the mail route stops two or three houses up the road from her because her house is new. It's stupid. So anyhow, we pick up a million packages and 59 letters and go to Brandy's. I left the naughty little blond boys in the car while I carried in two of the four boxes and then went back out to grab the others. I told them to stay in the car and stay buckled because they were riding with us to Rolla.

They stayed in the car.....for a minute. We can blame Brandy for this because she wanted to open her packages real quick before we left. In those few minutes I saw one little blond boy in the driver seat, the keys were not in the ignition I had tossed them up onto the dashboard like any irresponsible impulsive crazy idiot mom would do. Then I saw one brown girl in the passenger seat and I yelled out for them to all get out of the car and wait for us.

Tayton decided he should play the adult and they jumped out so he quickly locked the doors.

Yep with my keys inside!

I heard my alarm going off when one of the kids tried to open a door. I ran outside because I knew the keys were in it and there they were looking at me from the dashboard with my phone laughing at me. Mocking my poor parenting!

I yelled a little, I was mad as can be. I put both boys on the stairs and made them sit there until the tow truck guy came to unlock my van. Instead of a tow truck, a taxi showed up. He crammed a block of wood into the door crack and then he stuck this inflatable little sack into it and blew it up. I told Brandy we could have just used her bra but she "says" she doesn't wear that kind.

He poked around inside my van for about ten minutes until I felt completely violated before he finally hit the unlock button and rescued my cell phone and keys. It cost me $45 of money I planned to use to shop for their naughty little lock-your-keys-in-the-car-butts!

By the end of the night I was ready to jump from the van as we were driving down the interstate because 5 kids in the van for a half hour and then trying to shop FOR my boys with them WITH me really sucked! Although it was super cute when Korbin said "oooo mom I need this monster truck, I'll pretend I didn't see it so you can sneak it in the cart". I'm pretty sure they're on to me.

Another contributor to my bad day was when I decided that yesterday was a good day to see what Korbin was like without his new ADHD meds that we had just started less than two weeks prior. Bad plan. I like my sweet, although emotional Korbin much better than the angry, frustrated, mean Korbin that has emerged since the incident at public school that led to my homeschooling the boys last month!

Today I had a friend who was brave enough to keep my boys so I could finish up the shopping without them. To my amazement even Tayton wanted to stay with her after we visited for about an hour. He never wants to stay with anyone so I was very happy! She will also begin homeschooling with us in January so he'd better get used to her now!

I finished shopping, I swear I'm done!

Tomorrow we're going to load the 5 kids and Brandy and I and head up to St Louis to drive through the Christmas lights at Jellystone park. That should be fun.....or something like that!

Nine Years Ago...

Nine years ago

I had just turned 20.

I woke up at my best friends house exploding with nerves and excitement.

I realized that I forgot to pick up my puffy thingy for under my dress from the dress shop! I freaked out and called the shop and my best friend had to go pick it up while I was getting my hair done.

I rushed to the reception hall to set up tables and decorate. My favorite was the no smoking signs that I decided to hang up even though the hall did allow smoking! Hehe tricked you dang it all!

My fiance showed up at the reception hall and everyone tried their best to keep us from seeing one another. I let them win.

I was about 40 pounds lighter than I am now. We'll blame the kids.

I got mad because they tried to scalp me to put the damn veil on.

My sister in law (newly my brothers girlfriend at the time) had to help me with my make-up at the church because the lady that did it thought I should look like a clown!

My brother gave me away. I know he tried to give me away my whole life to random strangers but this time was for real. I also think he tried to shove me to Kirke before the pastor asked him to.

My family and friends were all there.

His family flew from Texas to Michigan to be at the wedding. And although his brothers, their wives and his parents arrived the night before the wedding, his brothers and their wives missed the entire wedding because the one wife was a selfish...... and couldn't get ready in time!

Nine Years ago I married my best friend and love him more today than I ever thought I could love anyone.

Nine years ago I met my father in law, brother in laws, sister in laws, Kirke's grandmother and cousin and his nephew. The only person I had met prior was his mom two months earlier. I met my FIL after the ceremony when we were walking back down the aisle. Kirke said "Dad this is my wife". It was kinda funny.

We danced to our favorite songs, I got one bite of cake that was fed to me and I'm pretty sure I didn't have time to eat much else that night.

We left the reception to find our car trashed decorated inside and out depite my begging for them to please leave the inside free of trash decorations. We almost popped the balloons that were inside the car but were warned, by my brother I believe, that they should only be popped outside the vehicle because they filled them with glitter and confetti!

We had to go to Wal-Mart in our wedding attire because our clothes bag was locked in the best mans room and we didn't know where to find him. I need a jacket and some comfy clothes. People seriously looked at us and said "did you just get married?" "nope we missed halloween so we're celebrating late!" Geesh!

I knew I wanted babies someday. I never imagined that in 9 years we'd have a 7 year old and 5 year old. Back then I didn't realize they grew up I guess.

Nine years ago we had a plan. The plan involved Kirke getting out of the Army and us moving to Texas near his family 7 months after the wedding.

Nine years ago I had only lived in 2 states and had never been to Texas.

I never imagined having to spend special occasions away from my new husband because the Army was to be a thing of his past.

I also never thought that two of the years of our marriage would be spent across the globe trying to maintain a marriage and raise our children and worrying about his safety.

Fast forward 9 years, 2 kids, 3 states, 2 reenlistment's and we're at today.

I spend my 9th anniversary of our marriage with our 5 and 7 year old sons.

I didn't get to hear his voice today but we chatted online for a little while. He didn't know what day it was, he had no reason to know, his mission is much the same each day.

Today my heart aches for the year we stood in the card aisle and passed cards back and forth laughing because we didn't see the sense in actually buying them for one another. Today I would have loved one of those cards pushed in my direction.

I'm supposed to be getting ready for Christmas. I'm supposed to be filled with Christmas cheer. Instead I'm angry and sad. I want to be happy that we're almost to our decade together but instead I feel jipped of two years with my husband.

Thank God I'm still married to the man of my dreams who still steals my heart. What I'd give to have him home with me.....

This is my gift to all of you this year.

My husband is standing guard tonight so that you and I may sleep under a blanket of freedom. (author unknown)


Happy Anniversary Kirke! I love you so much!

Fuel Spill

Today is payday in the military world. We all rush around paying bills and of course going to the dreaded commissary. It really sucks that everyone gets paid on the same day on post. It's probably a little extra crazy with the holidays so near.



I went out to go grocery shopping and then I had to stop and try to make contact with the school liaison for the millionth time....again with no luck! When I parked my car I remembered I had no fuel. My low fuel light was on. It had been on for two days. Oops. I had 6 miles to empty according to the fuel gadget in the car.



I pulled into the gas station and had to wait in line. Lucky me I pulled in behind a real moron. He had a new Ford Fusion. It had the temp tags still on. This much have been the moron's first time filling up too. I sat in the car praying that my van wouldn't run out of gas while he finished filling up.



He must have traded in a car with a much bigger fuel tank because when the pump clicked off he decided to just "top it off" a little more. He must have been trying to squeeze in that extra 99 cents to make it an even dollar amount. MORON! The fuel starter pouring out of the car! And he kept the handle down! He didn't even look at the car he was so focused on rounding out his purchase.



Being the person I am I wanted to make him feel stupid I shouted out the window "hey its overflowing"! But he was too busy still trying to get that even amount of fuel into his tiny gas tank. Then he pulled the nozzle out and placed it in it's holder and turned around to put on the gas cap.



This is when he got really stupid! Instead of realizing he overflowed the tank, because the gas running down the side of the car wasn't enough of an indicator, he stooped down to look under the car as if he expected a leak on the underside of the fuel tank to cause the massive puddle of fuel under his car.



So again, being kind, I yelled "you over flowed the tank when you were filling it up!" He responded "I did?" In my very best you're not completely stupid voice I said "yeah it was pouring all over while you finished filling up!" Moron then said "oh okay thanks" and got in the car and drove away.



Luckily I had just enough fuel to roll forward into his spot so I could begin fueling my own vehicle. I had an urge to syphon up the fuel off the ground because I hated to see it go to waste but then I remembered it was only $1.50/gallon today not $4/gallon so it wasn't worth it for me to find a straw just to save a buck fifty!



Seriously how do you have that much fuel pouring on the ground at your feet and not notice?

If This Doesn't Make You Smile Nothing Will

Korbin LOVES his baby blanket....still. He even wore it as a scarf the other day! He took my camera and the 7 kids took pictures tonight but this was the only one that came out.

The boys took Kirke's cowboy hats down off my bedposts............don't ask! These pictures were too cute. Notice the teeny tiny top hat on Cadie's head!

Notice he's touching her! He put his arm around here then pulled her arm up around him!

I was supposed to blog pictures of the two dogs Amber and I rescued from animal control tonight to return to their owners but the pictures didn't turn out. Sorry. But I've saved a rabbit and two dogs in one week! I ROCK!

My 12 Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me...... 12 muddy boots ("there were more clean ones so I just got new ones on!")

On the 11th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me......11 moldy dishes ("I found these under my bed mommy!")

On the 10th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me......10 broken windows ("oops, sorry! we didn't think they would ALL break!")

On the 9th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me...... 9 Tension headaches ("Mommy why are you holding your head and neck?")

On the 8th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me...... 8 Brand new dents ("can you not believe how strong I am!")

On the 7th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me...... 7 sleepless nights

On the 6th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me...... 6 ER visits

On the 5th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me......5 small house fires

On the 4th day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me......4 flat van tires (because they liked the sound it made when they push the little button)

On the 3rd day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me...... 3 dead car batteries ("we just had to see how bright we can make the garage without turning on the light")

On the 2nd day of Christmas my Blond Boys gave to me...... 2 Big Strong Hugs

And 100 pounds of dirty Laundry!

Sing it, it's kinda catchy! Merry Christmas!

It's Your Turn! I'm Done!

Anyone who wants to try their hand at explaining to this kid that Daddy will be home again and we're all going to be okay can have it cause I feel like hugging my daddy bear and crying too!

His daddy bear is a build-a-bear with a voice recorder that says "Hey Tayton this is Daddy, be a good boy for Mommy, I love you". We all have one, even Kirke. His has 3 voice boxes in it. Tonight Tayton sits in his bed crying and rocking and repeatedly pushing the button. I'll spare you the video.

Proud Army Wife and Momma of 2: Bring Him Home Santa !!! IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY!!!

Go check out the video in this post of my good friend Amber, it's sweet!

Proud Army Wife and Momma of 2: Bring Him Home Santa !!!WILL MAKE YOU CRY!!!

Squatters? Murderers? Thiefs? Vegetarians?

Everyone knows my wonderful, brave husband is not home right now. It's probably not the smartest thing I ever did to advertise that online but it's not like I gave out my address and house number and best time to be broken into right? I even took down my service flag after finding out we have had a group of squatters living on post in the empty housing units. There have also been a number of break-in's as well.




You should also know I have two very huge, mean dogs who love to attack and protect me, the boys and their food bowls. I also have two killer chinchillas who have a secret code we use to launch their attack on unwanted visitors and people who stay too long.



So anyhow here I am sitting in my living room minding my own business. When I heard my dogs acting strange out back. I went to let them in and they wouldn't come at first then Scrappy came in, he's a good listener, then I stepped out the door and that's when I heard the fence rattling and Allie wasn't anywhere near it.




I freaked out so I did what any logical person would do and locked the door came inside and IM'd Amber. SO what if she lives blocks away! Then I got a little more brainy and text messaged my next door neighbor to see if she was awake. That was another brilliant idea! As though she was asleep I wouldn't bother her with my possible murderers trying to break into my house. I mean really why would I want to interrupt her sleep! I'm an idiot sometimes!




So my wonderful neighbor Taryn woke her hubby up, made him get dressed and sent him out to the back of our houses. He came to my front door laughing and said well do you want to see what I found? I told him no. He laughed. And then he said no really come on. I didn't agree till I knew what it was first.

He took me outside and this is what he found:


This poor little rabbit! He was stuck with his hind quarters in the fence. Matt shined his light on it and it was all bloody and gross and his legs were broken. And then he went to touch it and try to free it and I told him no way! I'd call the MP's and make them work instead.

I called the station because I was not calling 911 for a rabbit stuck in the fence! They showed up and the guy had on rubber gloves but no flashlight! Which was super but ummm I'm pretty sure they won't help if he tries to bite! Geesh! Neither of the two had flashlights and of course I don't cause the boys just steal them and run them dead. I need the shaking kind! We used to have a plug in one that was cool....wonder where that went? Ok back to my story!

MP guy asked for wire cutters because the wire from the fence was stuck somewhere within the rabbits broken legs. Meanwhile the other guy was doing the paperwork. He asked for my ID card and then asked for Kirke's info. I told him Kirkes birth date and he said oh wow you're a year and 6 days apart. I was a little impressed with his math! Then a few minutes later he said ok so what's your husbands age? 41? LMAO!! I almost died. So much for his math skills! He was a PVT so he was probably 18-19ish. Kirke just turned 30! He apologized. I told him he should be sorry! I'm sensitive to other peoples feelings and mistakes and hate to make them feel dumb ya know!

Ok so rabbit guy freed the rabbit and of course I told him to bring him around front because I needed a picture for my blog.



This is where I tell you that whoever was in charge said to let the rabbit go. He has two broken legs and doesn't stand a chance. All I am going to say is that we're gonna give him a fighting chance. We had very humane MP's with us who didn't feel tossing the coyote an easy meal was very fair to the sweet little rabbit who had already played the role of dog toy to my two dogs for too long!

I'm Turning into a Man

I realize often that the things I do are not typical jobs for a mom to have to do. I don't mind mowing the lawn or taking out the trash. I don't mind carrying in all the groceries by myself and I don't mind doing a lot of other things. OK I really do mind doing those things but not as much as I mind some other things.

One thing that I really don't love was the time I had to change the tire on the old beater Kirke calls his car, just to find out that the stupid spare went flat as soon as I took the car off the jack. Way to make sure we had things taken care of honey! I don't love having to jump cars which seems to be quite frequent since her, her and I have been husbandless! I don't love having to climb on roofs to hang up lights but I don't completely hate that as much as I hate the cold. I don't love moving heavy furniture or flipping mattresses by myself at 2am and I don't love having to take apart things and fix things and I don't love feeling like I'm man with all the things I'm doing that HE should be home to do!

Last night my two little blond boys and their friends trashed their rooms so bad that I nearly put them and all their toys on the curb! Instead I took the TV! OH NO not the TV! OH YEAH I picked that heavy ass TV and carried it right into my bedroom! So there! Take that! It's mine now you ungrateful..........eerrr sorry. Where was I? Right man jobs!

Today I decided I'd sure like to be able to watch TV in my room so I went out back to the little control room where all the wires come into the house and hunted for the one that would wire the satellite into my bedroom instead of the little blond boys room. I hooked up one and went to check if it worked. Nope. There was only one other cable that wasn't labeled (thanks Kirke for labeling the others it is great!!) so I hooked it up. I ran upstairs expecting to be proud of my accomplishment only to find static.

I then remembered that my house is an incomplete piece of sh*t work. They put these houses up so fast that a lot of things didn't get done. So I called the boys to go get my new tool kit:that I got last month for my birthday. They lugged it up the stairs and I took off the cable outlet and found exactly what I expected to find. Those lazy bast...err umm...over worked contractors did not bother to finish the connection by hooking the wire to the outlet. So then I had to go on a hunt for a connector to attach to the incomplete wire to hook to the back side of the wall plate. Stupid people! I stripped the wire ran the cord in and fastened the connector to the wire and then to the wall plate. We turned on the TV and guess what? It worked. I was very proud and also certain I am producing way more testosterone than ever before and I don't like it!

Well I was proud until the oldest little boys says "Mom if dad were here he would have already been done with this last night".

GRRRR!

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,

I know that I'm not always on my best behavior. I have a tendency to pick and tease my friends. I make jokes that are sometimes often at an inapropriate time now and then too. But you see these things aren't actually my fault. I have these two little boys, you know the ones, they're on your naughty list right under my name, and they do these things all the time that make me a little crazy. It's not my fault that I like to tell fibs to them just to see how much there little innocent minds will believe. I can't help it because sometimes I just need to laugh. I hope you'll realize my innocense in all the chaos in my life and bring me the things I need most.

First of all I'd like a limo window installed in my van. I'm so sick of having to hear the kids in the backseat and without a limo window I might be forced to wear ear plugs or those big headphones like they wear on the runway at the airport and we all know that's just not safe! So this gift isn't just for me it's also for the safety of all the other drivers on the roads too.

Second of all I want security cameras installed in the boys bedrooms and the hallway so that I can see what they are up to. This isn't just for my sakeeither. I will be able to see potential issues and stop them before they either destroy the room or kill each other. But it has to have an off switch so that I am not being recorded when I enter their rooms and yell like a maniac to redirect their behaviors to something positive.

Third I'm going to need a maid. You see, I just can't seem to keep up things around here because I'm lazy because I spend so much time with the boys and cleaning cuts into quality time.

Fourth I'm seriously in need of a door at the bottom or the top of the stairs. The noise that comes from these two boys is ridiculous. I'm certain that 20 other kids together in one room would be much quieter than these two alone.

Fifth I need a soundproof, see through, 6 foot tall by three foot wide and three feet deep box in my living room next to the tv. This will be used to place the two naughty blond boys into when they are arguing and being mean to one another. I will place them in the box and they will not be allowed out until I can see that they are being sweet to one another.

Santa my last request is not what some might be expecting. I'm not going to ask for my soldier to come home because you're santa not god (or the commanding general) and I get why he has to be gone. I'm going to ask for something much easier for you to provide I'm sure. I'm going to need you to loan me a couple elves for the year. I know that's not a typical request but I figure if I get two elves the boys will each have someone to watch them and play with and keep them in line so that I can spend more time blogging taking care of the important things around here. The elves will have to take care of the kids so that I can go grocery shopping, out to dinner and sleep whenever I want without the chaos that these two little boys can cause in a matter of minutes.

Thanks a ton,

Michelle

Oh P.S. The elves don't have to be put under the tree. I have way more respect for them than that. Please allow them to get comfy on the couch and rest until the boys wake up and make them miss the North Pole!

I Need A Little Help

As you all know we're a military family. This leads to feeling really disconnected to our families back home. My brother and I have always been super close and he has a beautiful, kind hearted wife and the cutest almost 3 year old I have ever seen. When I started my blog and got over being freaked out about people actually reading it, I gave out the address to my friends and family back home. I felt that they could use it to feel a connection to our family and feel like they know the boys a little better. It's been wonderful for those who actually take the time to read it.

So while blogging for me has helped my family/friends and husband feel like they are connected to us a little better from far away we still lack the connection to them. I've been trying to get my brother and his wife to blog so that I can feel a connection to their son who I have only met a couple times.

I think I've finally got her convinced to blog BUT now she says she needs a name for a blog. So I'm asking all 3 of my readers for some suggestions.

Here's a little bit about them to help you out:

They live in Michigan.
Their son's name is Carson.
He reminds us all of my own mohog wearing crazy acting Korbin! (God help them!)
David is ugly. (ok i'm just kidding.......sorta)
Elizabeth is a hairstylist and they have a salon in their home.
A second child is in the plans.
David was in the Army for 4 years.

And here is a video of the cutest version of Jesus Loves Me that I've ever seen!

I hope someone can inspire something or trigger something in them to find a name and get blogging!