We went camping this weekend. We had heard there was supposed to be a meteor shower. A storm blew through fast on Saturday so we went to town for dinner and when we got back the campsite was flooded. After we dried it all up and got settled in around the fire pit for some s'mores we saw something glowing in the sky. We got all excited and I'm certain we shouted out to the whole campground to come and see the meteor shower. Idiots. It was far to cloudy to see meteors AND "the meteor" was way too bright. Idiots. They were those stupid floating lantern things that people make in order to make people like us think there are real UFO's overhead. I'm sure glad everyone else at the campground seemed to know they weren't meteors.
My Real Life Army Brats
15 August 2011
Fake Meteor Showers
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I don't have a title.
I haven't blogged in a long time. I do read all of the blog posts that show up in my blog reader though. So this is going to be a boring catch up post....or I'll just throw out a funny story and pretend you haven't missed a year of my life. Yeah, that's gonna work for me too!
I'm constantly making up random stories or jumping into someones story because they paused to breathe for way too long and I toss out some random statement finishing their sentence in some awkward way that might only make me laugh but I do it anyway.
The boys have picked up on this finally!!! and no longer believe every single thing I say. Even better than that is that they are now doing it as well! I'm so proud.
Whenever we go through a big change in our lives or things are stressful Tayton goes through phases of needing to know my every move or he goes into a panic! So I was in the bathroom a couple days ago and I overhear this conversation:
Tayton: (slightly panicked as he noticed I'm not in the living room) Where's Mom?
Korbin: She left.
Tayton: What do you mean she left?
Korbin: (in his evil little up to no good voice) I don't know, I was sitting here and she just ran right out the door.
Tayton: (in his very panicked, high pitch, I'm gonna freak out voice) What? Where did she go?
Korbin: I don't know, she just ran out the door. Maybe she went to Grandma and Grandpas.
Then I walked out of the bathroom.
Korbin: (totally nonchalant) Oh look mom's back.
UPDATE: The kids are old, Kirke's still in Afghanistan and we have a puppy. The End.
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17 March 2011
We Built A Sign and Then We Built Some More
Recently Megan from BuildASign contacted me and offered me a chance to design and customize some products for my family. In the past we have made FREE Banners for our soldier from BuildASign. I love that they support the troops/families and give away these HUGE banners for us to welcome home our heroes with! I was going to post a picture but they are in my old computer, sorry. This banner we designed for this deployments homecoming next fall. We would have put it up for R&R but he got home the day before the sign came. Which by the way was way sooner than I had expected our items to arrive.
For Mackinley we choose to customize a simple name sign using fun shaped letters. Basically she could care less about it but once we move it will hang on her bedroom door and she'll love it! Customing the signs to make what we wanted was fairly easy. The only problem I had was finding letters in the same font to make her full name but I mixed and matched a couple types to come up with this sign.
For each of the boys we decided to go with a customized parking sign which we changed around to make signs for their bedroom doors.
These signs were so simple to customize and I had them done in a flash. The boys chose their colors and helped me decided on the text for their signs. They can't wait till I get off my butt and hang them up!
The boys were so excited and so was I! Thanks BuildASign!
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04 January 2011
I am a bad blogger
Tayton made Cadie a bracelet and was helping her put it on. She never took it back off while we were there. I love these two together, they are such great friends!
Mackinley and her Daddy Doll she got for Christmas.
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07 November 2010
It's been a while.
This will be a long post. You've been warned.
I haven't blogged since the beginning of September. Life got a bit crazy. On Sept. 24 our moving truck was delivered and we packed it up and sent it off to Michigan on the 29th. We bought a camper (huge mistake) hoping to save money while we were still in NY but out of our rental house and needing temporary housing. October 1 we packed up and moved our camper and the three kids, two dogs and two cats on post to their campground. Found out the water didn't work in the camper so we were having to go to friends houses to shower. Pain.In.The.Butt!! Then we found out it was only 18 bucks more a week to move into one of the bigger, better, running water having campers that are set up at the campground. Live and learn to research better before making rash decisions during very stressful times. We lived in the camper from the 1st until the 23rd. On the 23rd we moved into a cabin on post because Kirke's parents were coming to stay with us until Kirke left for Afghanistan.
On the 28th Kirke was on his way to Afghanistan and we were on our way to Michigan. I drove our van with the three kids, two dogs, two cats and boat load of luggage and random things. Kirkes parents drove his truck towing behind the pop up camper. 12 hours later we arrived in our new home and began the unpacking process the next day.
I've been in Michigan for a week and a half now and my house is unpacked and we're settling in fairly well. The kids are doing good. Mackinley is crawling now and she's standing up. She's having some separation anxiety but she'll get over it in time. She was really attached to Daddy. The boys are now in a Charter school and doing okay. I have been having some issues with Korbin and I plan to talk to the principal about moving him back into first grade. He's struggling with the work and always has struggled so I'd rather he take a bonus year and master the skills he needs to be successful in future grades than to always be struggling.
On Friday I asked how his day went and just as she had the previous two days his teacher went on to tell me the negatives. I was walking out of the building and I said to the kids "whoa wait hold on we're going back to your class". I walked in and said to the teacher "does Korbin do anything good?" Because all I was getting was negative feedback and I know my kids are tough but not all bad. She looked shocked and took a minute to come up with his positive traits because all she could focus on was him not being able to keep up and refusing to do his work.
Kirke is settling in as well and is sad to be gone again so soon but he's tough and mission minded and will get through this just as we will.
Ok now that you're thoroughly bored I'll end this. I"m still waiting to get internet hooked up at my house and for now I'm working with just AT&T internet and its too slow to load pictures but I will post some soon.
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15 June 2010
Hammocks Are Not Safe
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18 January 2010
Korbin's Full Of It!
I'm making taco's for dinner and Korbin is just starving to death! I asked him to take the lettuce out of the fridge for me.
I heard him muttering "why do I always have to do the disgusting things"! The kid hates lettuce!
I reply, "it's just leaves there's nothing gross about it".
He then says to me, "I'll just hold it by the very corner, this is very disturbing to me!"
I then say "I'll give you $5 bucks if you'll taste the lettuce."
Korbins looks at me seriously interested and replies, "make it ten!"
Deals off!
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 7:12 PM 7 comments
Labels: Funny Stuff, naughty little blonde boys, What the hell is she talking about?
15 January 2010
Korbin's Intuition
Korbin asked Kirke if they were M16's. Then he asked "when you were in practice for the Army did you have an M16 that shot nerf darts?"
Its an interesting theory really. Can't the troops just play laser tag instead of killing one another? There's enough natural disasters killing people that we really should start thinking like a 6 year old!
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 1:24 PM 2 comments
Labels: naughty little blonde boys, What the hell is she talking about?
14 January 2010
Show Us Your Privates
I'm pretty sure I don't have any lurkers but just in case I thought I'd join the fun and call you out to say hello! But I think that to have lurkers you'd have to have readers and I'm not sure I have more than the three of you who comment regularly. But hey let's have a go at this and see if anyone new comes out. I do have 54 followers so maybe a few of you could say hello. Perhaps I might get more than 5 comments on post? Check out my older posts cause this one is lame.
Our quote of the day here today was:
Today Korbin said "Tayton acts as if the whole world Avolves around him". Yep that's a new word and I love it!
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 11:52 PM 7 comments
07 January 2010
Meet The Neighbors! Let's Fight!
We've had a few of our neighbors move away recently which means new ones moving in. In the two and a half years we've lived in this house we haven't had any neighbors with kids my boys age.
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 10:44 PM 5 comments
Labels: naughty little blonde boys, What the hell is she talking about?
05 January 2010
The Girls are Screaming Out for Help!
With all this new technology, inventions and the accomplishments that have been made over the past hundred or so years, we still have a MAJOR problem.
How is it that they can make underwear that makes you look two sizes smaller, shoes that tone your butt when you walk, pants that have built in butt lifters but my bra's are still attacking me by the middle of the day?
Is it so hard to spend a little time figuring out a way to make that darn piece of shrapnel stay inside the material made to hold it in place? I'm tried of standing in a crowded room and trying to conceal the fact that I'm being stabbed by my undergarments. There are probably permanent scars on the sides of "the girls" from these darn torture devices.
For the love of God and the sake and my "girls" please someone poke some darn holes in the metal wire and sew it in or figure out another way to save me from an accidental breast reduction!!
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 9:21 PM 3 comments
03 December 2009
Did I Mention I Turned 30?
I have been spending entirely too much time being a dork and playing Farmville on Facebook and playing over there catching up with old friends I never thought I'd wonder about and ones I wonder about frequently.
This is my fake I'm sad to turn to 30 face. Actually it's sort of refreshing to join the rest of my friends in the over 30 club!!
This is a more real me.......
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 11:21 PM 3 comments
01 November 2009
Lamberts Throwed Rolls and Hog Jowls
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Labels: Funny Stuff, korbin, What the hell is she talking about?
28 October 2009
Get the Leg Out
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27 October 2009
Poor Poor Scrappy
I've had Scrappy longer than I've had Kirke! True story. One in which I tend to remind Kirke of more often than necessary I'm sure! He's 11 years old now. He's still laid back and tolerant of all the kids antics and I have no idea how he manages! Especially on days like this:
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 4:38 PM 5 comments
26 October 2009
HEY!!!
Who stopped following me? I was so excited to have 50 followers and now back down to 49. I must suck. I'll work on that and lure you back!!
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 12:05 PM 8 comments
22 October 2009
Don't Put Your Hand in Little Holes!
Last night Korbin came down stairs upset. He had gotten his hand stuck in a waffle block. The darn kid wouldn't let me take his picture. Why would a 6 year old stick his hand through a block that is too small? I thought we'd outgrown these types of situations. Seriously kid! If your hand doesn't fit going into a hole then it's probably not gonna come out so well either!!
And since the little punk wouldn't let me take his picture you can all laugh at this old video of the same sort of problem!
UPDATE: Korbin has agreed to a public service announcement/reinactment about yesterdays events for other children to keep them safe from the dangers of waffle blocks. (plus people didn't know what waffle blocks are)
~Till They All Come Home~
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 4:26 PM 5 comments
Labels: Funny Stuff, korbin, What the hell is she talking about?
18 October 2009
My Kids Spend Too Much Time With Adults
I'm not sure if I'd be happier having the boys come home from pubic school repeating the things they hear there or if it's better that they are picking up on things they hear around the house and out in public.
Here's a few things I've overheard recently:
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 8:32 PM 3 comments
Labels: naughty little blonde boys, What the hell is she talking about?
09 October 2009
How Do You Forget Something Like That?
Today I got up got around, showered and went to some second hand stores with Brandy in search of some size medium/large maternity pants for the birth mom. While we were shopping for her the birth mom, aka Jane, called. She was at her doctors appointment and called me to let me (get this!!!) hear the baby's heartbeat!! It was 152! Hoping for a girl here!! Think pink! Although blue would fit in around here just here just fine! It was so great to get to feel like we're a small part of this pregnancy! All was good in the world.
It's 11:22 and we just left our friends house to come home for the night. It's a Friday night so we did our usual game night.
And it wasn't until just a few minutes ago when I took off my boots that I realized I only shaved one leg. That's right! I walked around all day with one shaved leg and one hairy beast of a leg. Fan-freakin-tastic!
Thankfully it's not summer so I wore long pants!
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 11:21 PM 6 comments
08 October 2009
No More Mama Drama
We heard from the birth mom today and she is doing fine since moving out of my moms house. We're going to get her a cell phone on our plan and we'll be able to maintain better contact. Tomorrow she has her 16 week appointment and will be calling me from the doctors appointment so we can hear the heartbeat! I'm so excited!!
Everything is still moving forward. And she's still very on board. The one statement she said that reassured me most was "I am not going to bring another child into this lifestyle". After I asked her about her feelings about the adoption and any second thoughts. She's very certain that she's doing the right thing for this baby.
Oh and big news!! She's also going to schedule her ultrasound in November during the time I am home visiting.
I feel better!
In addition our family is all well. No more sickness here! Woohoo!
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