Vonage Horse Fighting

"Hey, Michelle. It's Karen. Could you please give me a call on my cellphone, XXX-XXXX. I need to talk to you for a second add up (from?) T-shirt. And also just kind a touch base with you real quick, so, we can set a time to go with the properties... a (horse fight?) for you. 573-XXX-XXXX anytime you can. Talk to you soon. Bye-bye. "

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This is our Relay For Life American Cancer Society Event Manager. I'm pretty sure we won't be having horse fights at this years Relay. I'm also not sure where the properties are going and why we should go with them. Can we really trust their motives?

Vonage Can't Transcribe This Message

Here is my last Vonaget Visual Voicemail:
(I think I need a new label just for these)

We're sorry. We were unable to transcribe this message. You will not be charged for this message.Please listen to your voicemail.

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LMAO!

Since I couldn't just add the sound clip I made you a little video. Here it is:

Day 12: The First Call Home From A Teacher

"Hey Michelle, it's (Roxanne?). I just wanted to let you know that I look at Rey at the end of the day and (??) time to (??) (glue?) in his ear from his glue bottle. So if wanna give me a call you can (630623?). As far as I know (??) got in it. But you got a way if I could talk to you today. Okay, bye."

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This was my message on my Vonage Visual voicemail when we got home this afternoon. I was very confused for obvious reasons. So I listened to the message. And it was very understandable in audio format but I remain confused. The reason for my confusion is that this is what the message actually said:



"Hey Michelle it's Ruth-Ann. I just wanted to let you know that I looked up today at the end of the day and Tayton was trying to put glue in his ear from his glue bottle. So if you wanna give me a call you can. As far as I know none got in it but you got away before I could talk to you about it after school today. Okay Bye."



Of course when I read the message I called Korbin in and asked him if he put glue in his ear today. He was also confused. Then I clicked to hear the message and as it started playing Tayton chimes in:


T: "the bottle was shut so I didn't actually try"


Me: "That's technically true but was the glue bottle in your ear?"


T: silence, no response in fact I'm not even sure he's breathing


Me: "I need to know why the glue bottle was in your ear so I can blog about it because that's strange."


T: "For no reason"


Me: "were you just being silly?"


T: "Mom don't you know those two boys that sit right there (making hand movements) I was trying to make them laugh."


Me: "Ok that makes perfect sense to me now, thanks for clearing that up and from now on lets keep our school supplies out of our ears, nose, mouths and our eyes!"


T: giggling "okay"

Vonage From Da Hood

I received this in my email inbox. I did not edit the message one bit this is exactly what I read:

"We are calling to remind you of an appointment on Monday, August 18 at 8:40 AM for (Mapatient Bourneon?), August 23. If you have a question about your appointment please call 1-866-299-4234. Thank you for allowing us to serve you. Goodbye."

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Too funny! Mapatient....I'm pretty sure it was "the patient born on" but it's much funnier vonage visual voicemails version!

Vonage Say What?

Here's my latest Vonage Visual Voicemail!

"Hi this is (Saint Robert Walmart?) for the department. We just want to (call?) to know your look like a poster is in. Thank you."

I'm pretty sure it was to tell me that the portrait posters I ordered are in and not that I look like a poster!

Vonage Visual Voice Mail

I've had Vonage for a while now. It's alright. I can't complain really. I use that phone number for all of least important callers and all of my important people just call my cell phone. In fact my Vonage phone isn't even plugged in right now because I just set up a different router cause that one was crap.

My voicemails are sent to my gmail inbox and then I can open then as an audio file and ignore them call back people like any responsible person would right? Well they have this feature that will transcribe your messages for you so you can read them instead of having to download a file to listen to it. I thought this was a fantastic idea because I often check my email on my phone and I can't listen to the messages that way.

I downloaded the service. The problem is that these are the messages I am getting in my email inbox:


"Hi. Good afternoon. This is Leo (??) headquarters. This is regarding a call Cheryl made to us again she's calling us today about some of the items that she had turn in to you. She said she got... she's still missing a quarter of it. So, I hope you could ask her to call Cheryl and explain to her if she could actually give those to her. To her, ask her about the date that's gonna ask you to giver her, give that to her. Hope you could actually give this customer a callback within 2 days or Monday for this issue. I hope you will be able to resolve this locally in your end. Thank you so much. Have a wonderful day. Bye-bye."-Tupperware customer care

Seriously? What does that mean? I think that means they want me to give those to her to her to her.

"Hey you would come your ball,why you won't call me back,I know your sad,call me when your lonely,bye. " -my good friend Wendy

My dear sweet friend Wendy calls me and leaves dumb messages all the time and I do the same to her but even this was beyond our normal.

"Hi. Michelle Esparza. I just got us a mouse on my both attempt to a point I was downstairs to know where was that. If you could please call me at 774-XXXX or you can reach me at all times at 422-XXXX regarding their, who the of the life where we need to talk to you. Thank you very much. Bye-bye."

My name is not Michelle Esparza! Although I can see how you might confuse Esparza and Best. A mouse? You got us a mouse? We don't want a mouse! This was a lady calling about Relay For Life....I think!

"Hi, this is (Madlam?) from the Uptown Chronic in DPS. I'm calling because it's time for (corpulent anula?) exam. If you could call back, the number is 573-329-XXXX."

I have no words for this. None. It's supposed to say "Hi this is Madylyn from the optometry clinic at the PX. I'm calling because it's time for Korbins annual exam...."

"Hi, Mimi there Tupperware Customer here. I am the hint from Michelle Best. I am calling regarding her concern here in tupperware around the credit card charge. If you do receive this call and you have lessons to. Please do give us a callback here in Tupperware Costumer Care so that we could close this ticket. Okay? Thank you so much for being my call. You have a wonderful day, Michelle. Bye now."

She is the hint from me? I'm so glad I got to be her call for the day!


And to think I pay a quarter for this service! It's worth it for a good laugh!