My Real Life Army Brats

My Real Life Army Brats
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05 January 2010

The Girls are Screaming Out for Help!

With all this new technology, inventions and the accomplishments that have been made over the past hundred or so years, we still have a MAJOR problem.

How is it that they can make underwear that makes you look two sizes smaller, shoes that tone your butt when you walk, pants that have built in butt lifters but my bra's are still attacking me by the middle of the day?

Is it so hard to spend a little time figuring out a way to make that darn piece of shrapnel stay inside the material made to hold it in place? I'm tried of standing in a crowded room and trying to conceal the fact that I'm being stabbed by my undergarments. There are probably permanent scars on the sides of "the girls" from these darn torture devices.

For the love of God and the sake and my "girls" please someone poke some darn holes in the metal wire and sew it in or figure out another way to save me from an accidental breast reduction!!


~Till They All Come Home~

3 comments:

The Household 6 Diva said...

LOL!!! Maybe try a sports bra for a week til your 'girls' are all healed??

kalibug said...

Hahhahha, laughing my butt off(hmmm, good way to lose weight, thanks).

I have had this happen to me so much, but havent had an episode in over a year!! When JcPenney had a bra sale a year ago, I went bra shopping. And while I do wash them in the washing machine, I, now, do NOT put them in the dryer (or over a year ago started to do that), and I do not know what one is the difference, but no problems now.

MaBunny said...

I agree - don't put your bras in the dryer! Everytime I pull mine out they had the wire coming out of them. Now, I wash them in the machine, but hang them to dry. good luck to the girls