The monkey tail has left the building! Thank God!!
I called the doctors office crying, complaining and begging to ask if there was any chance they could remove the monkey tail and see if things were working okay. I knew the risks and was willing to chance it. They agreed to let me see the Doctor here on post to do it for me instead of driving 2 hours to the doctor who did my surgery.
I showed up and my male doctor informed me that there was no female chaperon available at the time and if it was going to be removed it would have to be with him and his male SPC that was working.
I didn't care if they did it in the middle of the waiting room as long as they took the damn thing out! Only I really did care, a little, cause I have a shred of modesty. Men have no concept of modesty. When the female nurse is helping my doctor she keeps me all covered up and comfortable. With the guys I was lucky they shut the door! No really, they didn't shut the door until they said to hop up on the torture chambers table and I looked at them like they were nuts.
Everything went well. It's amazing how great it is to be able to pee all by myself like a big girl! That is going on my list of things to never take for granted!
My Real Life Army Brats
07 June 2009
~Till They All Come Home~
Posted by My Two Army Brats at 10:17 AM
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4 comments:
wonderfulnews.... so glad you are able to potty alone without he tail!
So happy you can pee all by yourself! I didn't like needing help when I had surgery either. I didn't have the dreaded monkey tail, but they walked me to and from the bathroom after i refused to use a bedpan!
I am so glad you can use the big girl potty again!!!! You get a BIG GOLD STAR
Praise be! :)
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